As some of you can see, I've decided to write a One Piece fanfiction. It's narrated by an original character, who I must say is a rather large extension of my personality.

And I am freaking scared, man.

I mean, look at the unholy mess that my last "fanfiction" was! No funniness, no plot, no characters worth remembering. It's pretty much my greatest shame.

I'm afraid that she'll be too much of a Mary Sue to work. I mean, I've tried to preserve and transfer some of the flaws and quirks to her, but I also want her to have some of the positive things. For example, I want her to have a good singing voice and maybe be a bit more funny than I see myself.

Like, she's just gonna be your average teenager tossed into some crazy, mixed up fantasy world. She won't have any special powers or anything, just her brains and a...uh...whatever she can smack her opponent with, I guess.

So that's it. I guess I'll get to work now. *scurries off*